February 2012
7 posts
“private schools: letting you think you’re better than me...”
“africa’s great. we’ve got juju monsters, gum-gum trees, and...”
– tracy jordan
January 2012
3 posts
Must See TV - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
thursday night and nbc over the years
December 2011
16 posts
C. Evazan: He doesn't like you.
Luke: Sorry.
C. Evazan: I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
Luke: I'll be careful.
C. Evazan: You'll be dead!
“The NFL estimates that more than 100 children are conceived every year at...”
– some website
adopt this cat →
My mom wants this cat to get adopted. You should do it.
“if i just keep pacing my ankle will magically heal itself.”
– ben rapetownburger
“don’t waste your time or time will waste you”
– muse
And Lo, for the Earth was empty of form, and void. And Darkness was all over the Face of the Deep. And We said: Look at that fucker Dance.
November 2011
8 posts
Three tomatoes are walking down the street — a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him… and says, ‘Ketchup.’
“it climbs in slowly behind”
October 2011
8 posts
“political parties are for people who don’t know how to party”
– joe tayabji: legend, man
“i need radiosurgery”
September 2011
6 posts
states rights vs medicaid, only pick one
so republicans blame the white house/big government for ruining the world. liberals blame wall street and any big business for ruining the world. i guess all that matters is not taking personal responsibility and instead blaming something bigger than ourselves. having an actual understanding of the issues we all complain about clearly is not important. we should all (i.e. murcans) go jack off to...
3 tags
2 tags
“meow”
– my cat, like an hour ago
6 tags
August 2011
2 posts
BETTER NOT BRING YOUR KIDS
chapelle: why do black people love menthol cigarettes?
dj rob: uh...cause that's what newports are.
